Poppy Playground Sheets

Yes, we know what you’re thinking, and yes, we thought it too. Sheets? Poppy Playground? What in the hell are those doing on Cool Material? But then we looked closer. The poppy flowers that you most certainly notice at first glance are actually a playground for a ridiculous amount of buxom, topless, artistically rendered women. The 400 thread count, 100% Egyptian cotton sheets are just artistic and flowery enough to get the sign-off from your better half (hey, we can dream). This is also the easiest, least expensive way to get your bed covered like you’ve always wanted – in half naked women. $139

Zarirro Iridium Razor

Is your handsome mug insured for several million dollars? Then perhaps you can justify buying a Zafirro Iridium Razor ($100,000). This insanely-expensive razor is also insanely advanced, featuring a handle made from pure iridium — which is mainly derived from meteorites — particle-sharpened solid white sapphire blades with edges that are less than 100 atoms across — roughly 5,000 times thinner than a human hair — and pure platinum screws to hold the whole thing together. Limited to just 99 razors, although I suspect they may have trouble finding that many buyers.

Bang & Olufsen BeoTime Alarm Clock

Waking up in the morning (presumably to go slave away for the man for 8hrs) sucks. It’s not a fun experience and having a twenty dollar alarm clock with an alarm that sounds like a combination of nails on a chalkboard and a car wreck doesn’t make it any better. Really, do you want to wake up at the start of every day thinking you’re Jack Bauer and mankind is under siege? Maybe once, but not every day. With the new BeoTime from Bang & Olufsen, you don’t have to. The BeoTime hooks up to standard AV equipment, so you can use it as speakers to fall asleep to(there’s a sleep timer) or wake up to. It’s also equipped with a built-in motion sensor and automatic backlighting because, well, that’s just how Bang & Olufsen rolls. Like every other B&O product, it also happens to be gorgeous. $395

Bombardier Learjet 85

Riding in style is a dream every man shares; however, flying in style is a dream few can touch. The new, "Bombardier Learjet 85," is the most revolutionary way to fly "In style," and it's perfect for making any friend jealous. This new jet, while keeping the companies traditional robust aerodynamic performance, has created a whole new level of luxury flight. Bombardier says, "the new jet will be larger, faster, and more agile than others in its class. The cabin is roomier and taller than in other Learjet's. An all-composite fuselage provides strength while minimizing weight." The company also includes it's initial wing design, with a 4th generation up grade, to make it more aerodynamic. Bombardier Learjet 85 ($18,250,000 starting)

Kaws Lightbulb Set

I have this inherent desire to upgrade everything around me – even if it isn’t exactly necessary. Dishwashers end up supercharged. Cars get spoiled. Offices and closets get Van Goghed. But once I got my spirally, super green CFL bulbs I thought I was done with lightbulb upgrades. Turns out  I was  wrong. KAWS (the artist with the toys that look kind of like Mickey Mouse with the X eyes) teamed up with the Standard Hotel to create lightbulbs with a custom X KAWS style filament in three colors. At around $20 a pop, the 120volt bulbs are definitely pricey, but they’re also the only light bulbs I've ever been excited to buy. $65

Maker USA

There’s something wrong about buying a surfboard from someone who doesn’t surf, it’s like buying diet pills from someone who looks like they haven’t seen the inside of a gym in a decade.  When you purchase a surfboard, skateboard or snowboard from MakerUSA not only will you first and foremost get an amazing piece of art, but you’ll get a board performance tested by an industry sportsman.  Okay, so back to the designs - they’re insane!  MakerUSA collaborates with local and well-known artists (including graphic designers, street artists, painters and tattoo artists) to create boards your buddies will be jealous of.  They also make it a point to be sustainable, utilizing FCS certified woods and veneers and working with local lumberyards.  Plus, the boards themselves are recyclable, as in after you smash it one day you can just put it on display in your house.

Guns, Germs & Steal; Wallets

Your chosen method of transportation says a lot about your character. Benz doesn’t say the same thing as Bentley and Bentley doesn’t say the same thing as BMW; The same goes for your wallet. Do you want to carry around your hard stolen green with something as generic as a leather billfold, or do you want something a little more... provocative? If you’re willing to walk the line between classic and awesome, Guns, Germs & $teal Wallets are for you. Each handmade wallet is stamped with an iconic rap quote chosen “for their utmost freshness and gangster appeal.” When it comes right down to it, “dolla dolla bills y’all,” “money ain’t a thang” and “I need a dime” look much better than “Ralph Lauren.” With a company motto like “Fuck money. Get bitches.” how could they possibly go wrong? $120

2011 Ferrari 599 GTO

 

2011 Ferrari 599 GTO Front Angle View

 

2011 Ferrari 599 GTO Rear Angle View

 

2011 Ferrari 599 GTO Front View

 

2011 Ferrari 599 GTO Rear View

 

2011 Ferrari 599 GTO Side View

 

2011 Ferrari 599 GTO Interior View

The new Ferrari 599 GTO Berlinetta V12 is an extremely developed a specific performance-oriented short. The Ferrari 599 GTO is actually the fastest road car business. It is an exclusive special limited edition that is in true Ferrari tradition, a new concept, although inspired by a production car. In fact, the Ferrari 599 GTO is based on the 599XX, advanced experimental track car, and can be as fast on the road.

The Ferrari 599 GTO is reserved for only 599 customers to find the maximum expression of High Performance Driving. The Ferrari 599 GTO direct benefit from the transfer of technology from racing and a lap record at Fiorano in 1’24 “. The Fiorano lap time provides an indication of the potential of this car. Equally important are the technical specifications – 670 hp in a 1495kg car is a weight-to-power ratio of just 2.23 kg per hp and a 0-100 km/h acceleration of only 3.35 “and a top speed of more than 335 km/h.

Fundamental to the performance of the GTO is an innovative solution for the development of the chassis, for the first time in a production car, the integration between the applications of set-up looked to a level of responsiveness that is close to the border aimed and advanced electronic controls. The result is the almost complete lack of under steer and a communicative chassis.

As a policy, the new Ferrari-Ferrari new solutions for a car. Thus, the Ferrari 599 GTO with the latest technology, the second generation of the carbon-ceramic brakes, which are lighter and offer better performance, new aerodynamic innovations, such as wheel Donuts aerodynamic efficiency and improve brake cooling and the Super Sport designed Michelin tires, including a larger front tires for greater traction. The driver of the vehicle interface is also new, with the consent of the Virtual Race Engineer (AER), the driver with the latest information about the performance.

Aggressive nature, the Ferrari 599 GTO in a number of stylistic elements of expression that call 599XX and the powerful sound of the V12. GTO (Gran Turismo Omologata) Moniker calls to mind two Ferraris, in the collective imagination as symbols of power. After the 1962 250 GTO swept racing planks in the GT category in 1960 and is now a highly valued collector’s car, came the iconic 1984 GTO that actually invented the whole modern supercar genre.
The web including photos, videos and interviews about the new car, during an exclusive preview on a small number of Ferrari customers 14th April at the Military Academy in Modena instead. The public premiere of the Ferrari 599 GTO is instead at the Beijing International Motor Show at the end of April.

Brass Knuckle Leather Lighter Holder

There are a lot of things in life that have no real purpose other than being really, really cool. If you’re looking to get into some trouble, of the fisticuffs or flaming variety, this Brass Knuckle Leather Lighter Holder is exactly what you need. The leather brass knuckle holder will lovingly cradle your Bic until you need to unclip it from your belt, slide it on your fingers and get down to business. Sure, it will keep your Bic easily flickable and prevent you from losing it, but I really want it because it looks so damn cool. $85

Whiskey Stone Shot Glasses

While we might want an ice cube or some water to smooth out the flavor of some bottom shelf spirits, when we dip into our collection of the good stuff we want an option that chills it without diluting it.  If that option also happens to look like a shooter they passed around a medieval round table - all the better.  This set of Whiskey Stone Shot Glasses have to sit in the freezer for just 4 hours before they become the perfect serving options for some 18 year-old reserve stuff or even something like a round of Kettle One.  The soapstone shooters, while looking anciently cool, will still do little to help the taste of Popov. $40