Why yes, that name is insane, but with a great name comes an expensive product. Inspired by the style of the first French empire, the Colette x March LA.B 1805 Imperial Phantom Pocket Watch ($1,700) has an all-black design; including the case, face, and hands; an analog alarm, a desk stand, one of two chain clasp designs, and a stylish snake coil chain. This beauty will make any gentleman turn into a stud when it's pulled out to say its getting late "lets get out of here," just like Ryan Gosling.
