While you might store an axe inside your home you’re probably not using it in there. Chopping firewood in the living room is a pretty poor idea unless you want your hardwood floors to look like a sumo wrestler with ice skates walked across them. A far better indoor axe idea would be this Woodsman Axe Coffee Table. Inspired by the Brothers Grimm fairy tale “Little Red Cap” – or “Little Red Riding Hood” as many of us know it – this coffee table is one of the finest pieces of wood butchery we’ve laid eyes on. The walnut or light oak veneer top is supported by four seemingly implanted solid hickory handled axes. Trust us, nobody will have the balls to not use a coaster if this was your coffee table. $815
