I'm use to using Zippos to light the cigarettes of beautiful women emerging from late night drinking establishments, hoping that our skill in opening and closing the little silver lighter faster than Wyatt Earp would somehow entice them into our abode. While this has rarely panned out, I still carried the trusty lighter around with me even if we didn’t light up ourselves. When I take my life out of the after-hours of the city and into the twilight hours of the outdoors I switch over to this Zippo Emergency Fire Starter. The orange Zippo has a reliable flint wheel and water-resistant waxed tinder sticks to light when you need to get a fire going pronto, because emergencies – like slightly buzzed smoking hot women – need to be acted upon ASAP. $16
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Friday, May 6, 2011
Emergency Fire Starter
I'm use to using Zippos to light the cigarettes of beautiful women emerging from late night drinking establishments, hoping that our skill in opening and closing the little silver lighter faster than Wyatt Earp would somehow entice them into our abode. While this has rarely panned out, I still carried the trusty lighter around with me even if we didn’t light up ourselves. When I take my life out of the after-hours of the city and into the twilight hours of the outdoors I switch over to this Zippo Emergency Fire Starter. The orange Zippo has a reliable flint wheel and water-resistant waxed tinder sticks to light when you need to get a fire going pronto, because emergencies – like slightly buzzed smoking hot women – need to be acted upon ASAP. $16
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